Extremely loud and incredibly cosy. You could be hiding so many abs under there, for all they know. 
Taking influence from mens robes of the 1950s, and made by a premium bedding manufacturer (always best to leave it to the experts), the generous three-quarter length makes this dressing gown as deluxe to wear as it is to look at. The best bit: throw it in the wash alongside your D&Ds, no faffing about with the dry cleaners.